{"id":49,"date":"2023-12-03T22:53:29","date_gmt":"2023-12-03T21:53:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/albertromain.fr\/?p=49"},"modified":"2023-12-04T20:06:45","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T19:06:45","slug":"hikikomori","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/albertromain.fr\/index.php\/2023\/12\/03\/hikikomori\/","title":{"rendered":"Hikikomori"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Agoraphobie non merci<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Coucou l\u2019<a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalgeographic.fr\/voyage\/les-hikikomori-ces-japonais-qui-senferment-chez-eux-a-cause-de-la-crise\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">hikikomori<\/a>\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Il est rigolo ce petit mot<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Le fran\u00e7ais toujours pou\u00ebt pou\u00ebt<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Trouve le japonais rigolo<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Comme un plombier en salopette !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tout est sympa au Japon,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chez nous le maquis \u00e7a rigole pas !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chez eux les makis c\u2019est un bon plat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vraiment, ces fran\u00e7ais : trop cons !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Par chez nous on est accro,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On s\u2019isole, on s\u2019enferme,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ca pue le renferm\u00e9, c\u2019est crado<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On est un paria, on a la flemme\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hikikomori<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ca ferait presque r\u00eaver<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Partir, voyager\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u2019est tout riquiqui,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un peu d\u2019amour et du riz\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hikikomori<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Perdu hors de la <a href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dyade_(sciences_sociales)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">dyade<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Te voil\u00e0 <a href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ochlophobie\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">ochlophobe<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Peut-\u00eatre pour une na\u00efade<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tu sortiras d\u00e8s l\u2019aube<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hikikomori<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Des ann\u00e9es perdues<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eternelle garde \u00e0 vue<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Entre toi et le plafond<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tout seul et sans pantalon<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hikikomori<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Prisonnier de ton alv\u00e9ole<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dans ton imagination tu d\u00e9colles<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oublie la vie, les autres,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">tu es ton propre ap\u00f4tre<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hikikomori<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Plut\u00f4t mourir que sortir<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Comme un titre de James Bond<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sans cascade sans d\u00e9lire<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">007 hors du monde<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hikikomori<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Les autres sont une richesse<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Te voil\u00e0 pauvre comme <a href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikimini.org\/wiki\/Pauvre_comme_Job\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Jobe<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dans la <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=OGKwXWp2NKY\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">ouate <\/a>comme Loeb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9tresse ou tristesse ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hikikomori<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je n\u2019ai rien \u00e0 te conseiller<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Le monde est bien bien pourri<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Et j\u2019ai une grande nouvelle \u201cOy\u00e9\u201d :&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">T\u2019as peut-\u00eatre tout compris !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u2019est sans doute nous qui avons peur<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De nous confronter \u00e0 nous-m\u00eame<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u2019aller chercher \u00e0 l\u2019int\u00e9rieur<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La v\u00e9rit\u00e9, ce qui nous rend bl\u00eame.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mais perdu dans ta caverne<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tu ne fais pas face \u00e0 tes d\u00e9mons<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tu t\u2019abreuves de balivernes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Et t\u2019enfonce dans ton bouillon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Regarder en face ce qui nous ronge<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u2019est dur, \u00e7a fait mal et c\u2019est immonde<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u2019est s\u2019accepter et regarder le monde<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Grandis, sors et dans la foule plonge !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hikikomori bye bye fini<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Salut <a href=\"https:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Oikophobie\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">domatophobie <\/a>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A.R. mars 2023<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Agoraphobie non merci Coucou l\u2019hikikomori\u2026 Il est rigolo ce petit mot Le fran\u00e7ais toujours pou\u00ebt pou\u00ebt Trouve le japonais rigolo Comme un plombier en salopette ! Tout est sympa au Japon, Chez nous le maquis \u00e7a rigole pas ! Chez eux les makis c\u2019est un bon plat. Vraiment, ces fran\u00e7ais : trop cons ! 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